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Monday, April 30, 2007

Law and Order: ISD vs Kristen Sutton

"In the case of ISD vs Kristen Sutton, on the charges of procrastination, how do you find the defendant?"
"We find the defendant guilty."

"On the charges of lack of proper planning, how do you find the defendant?"
"We find the defendant guilty."

"On charges of poor time management, how do you find the defendant?"
"We find the defendant guilty."

"Miss Sutton, I sentence you to the dungeon until 2am, the morning of Wednesday the 9th of May. You are not allowed to leave the dungeon except for the following: when the dungeon is closed, which is when you are allowed to sleep, to eat, to attend classes, to work, for small group and church. Is that clear?"
"Yes, sir. But I have a floor meeting tonight at 10pm."
"Very well then, your sentence will being immediately following this floor meeting."
"Thank you, sir."

"Case closed."

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3 Comments:

At 12:31 PM , Blogger Joanna said...

Ha!

We all do our time. You are not the first to receive this strict sentence.

 
At 1:03 PM , Blogger ashley said...

Haha!

Paul did the same thing when he was in ISD. You'll make it through!

 
At 1:56 PM , Blogger Beth @ The Natural Mommy said...

I have no clue what ISD is, but that was too funny. :-D

 

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