Four Names I Dislike

I want to apologize to any one who has one of these names (and those of you who are reading my two dislikes back to back).

Gustav, you gave us 24 hours of rain, no water for about half a day and knocked over some trees onto some Dominican neighbors' homes.

Hanna, you have brought us more rain and some wind, but thanks for staying out of our hair, and water supply.

Ike, man you are making us plan ahead big time as we make reserves for drinking water, bathing/toilet water and food. If you come this way, it'll be rice and beans for many meals. Please don't mess with the flights of staff nor the births of babies nor our fall retreat.

Josephine- here is your early warning- stay away from this island!

EDIT 9-3: Hanna, you are just sticking around, aren't you? I thought they said you would be closer to Florida by now, but you are actually closer to us then you were the past couples days. Thank you for really only bringing some occasional big gusts of wind.